Emilia Clarke — Mother of Dragons and Cyborg-Killing Messiahs — has been voted the most desirable woman in the world by AskMen.com, following a rigid electoral process that saw more than 1 million votes.
Clarke is joined in the list of Top 99 Most Desirable Women in the world by her Game of Thrones co-stars Oona Chaplin (Talisa Stark) and Rose Leslie (Ygritte). The Top Five also includes Emma Watson (#5) and Jennifer Lawrence (#4), the stars at the center of two of the hugest movie franchises ever, but they’re both edged out by unofficial Internet girlfriend Alison Brie (at #2) and that-girl-from-Blurred-Lines Emily Ratajkowski (at #3.)
In other news, Beyoncé is not in the top 10, which strongly implies that an epidemic of blindness broke out among the voters. And Robin Wright (#95) is just two places behind her daughter Dylan Penn (#93). Pause to imagine Robin Wright and Dylan Penn having their daily phone check-in:
Robin Wright: Dylanator! How’s life?
Dylan Penn: Mama Rob! Life is rad. I’m dating Steve McQueen’s grandson! How’s biz?
Robin Wright: Baby doll, biz is rockin’. I got a little show dropping this Friday, you might’ve heard of it…House of Cards?
Dylan Penn: Heard of it? I’m like BFFles with the stone-cold hottie who won a Golden Globe for that show.
Robin Wright: Haha!
Dylan Penn: Haha!
Robin Wright: Oh yo, hold up, B-Foster just tweeted me a link to some website. Most Desirable Women?
Dylan Penn: Oh yeah, I was gonna ask about that. Did you see the list?
Robin Wright: …
Dylan Penn: Mom?
Robin Wright: You’re dead to me.
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